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List Senarai Buffet Ramadan Restoran Hotel 2008
Ramadhan Buffet 2008 (not final)
Ramadhan Buffet
This content contains two (2) sections: Restaurant Dining & Hotel Dining
Restaurant Dining
Eden @ Chulan Square
Lot 1 Chulan Square,
92 Jalan Raja Chulan
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 – 2141 4027
Price:
RM55.00++ per person
Eden @ KLIA
Lot 18A, Level 5, Main Terminal Building, KLIA, Sepang
Reservation:
603 - 8787 3812
Price
(Set Meal):
From RM188.00nett (for 2- 4 people)
Eden @ Subang Parade
Lot 31 & G29 Subang Parade,
No. 5 Jalan SS 16/1,
Subang Jaya, Selangor
Reservation:
603 - 5637 7781
Price:
RM45.00++ per person
Eden @ the Curve
G68 Western Courtyard,
No. 6, Jalan PJU 7/3 Mutiara Damansara, Petaling Jaya, Selangor.
Reservation:
603 - 7729 7781
Price
RM34.90++ per person
Mini Buffet
Eden Café
Any Eden Café outlets
Reservation:
603 - 7960 7781
Price
(Set Meal):
RM18.90++ per person
Local Set: Nasi Tomato or Nasi Beriyani
Western Set: Lamb in Citrus or Chicken Chop
Both serve with bottomless Sirap, Ice Lemon Tea or Lime Juice
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Restaurant Dining, Continued
Dewan Besar Tun Ranah
Level 1, Menara Yayasan Tun Razak,
No.200, Jalan Bukit Bintang,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 – 2166 6006 \ 2002
Price:
RM55.00++ per adult, RM35.00++ per child (3 - 111 years)
Comedy Performance by Abon and Ali Mamak
Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
Exhibition Hall 5
Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre,
Kuala Lumpur City Centre,
Reservation:
603 – 2333 2866 (Abby)
603 – 2333 2877 (call Jun, for private functions)
Price:
RM85.00++ per adult, RM42.00++ per child ( 4 - 12 years), RM95.00++ for exclusive private function
Starting 4th – 26th Sept.
Promotion:
CIMB cardholders also enjoy a 20% discount.
Restoran Seri Angkasa
TH02, Menara KL, Jln Puncak off Jln P.Ramlee
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2020 5055
Price:
RM130.00++ per adult, RM70.00++ per child ( 3 - 11 years)
German speciality
Restoran Seri Melayu
No 1, Jalan Conlay,
Kuala Lumpur,
Reservation:
603-2145 1833 / 1811
Price:
RM70.00++ per adult, RM35.00++ per child ( 3 - 11 years)
More than 200 dishes every day accompanied daily live keroncong and cultural performance
SALOMA Theatre Restaurant
139, Pusat Pelancongan Malaysia (MTC)
Jalan Ampang, Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2161 0122
Price:
RM75.00nett per person (with cultural show), RM65.00nett per person (dinner only)
Mouth-watering home-cooked dishes from the state of Negeri Sembilan to break your fast. True to tradition, Chef Kamarulzaman Halim, Chef Rogayah Sharif and team are preparing the best of daging dendeng, daging salai lemak lado api, tempoyak pucuk ubi, paru goreng berlado dan rendang minang just to name a few
Hotel Dining
Concorde Hotel Kuala Lumpur
2 Jalan Sultan Ismail,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603-2144 2200
Price:
Melting Pot Café
RM82.00++ per person
Savour the world’s best, from the East to the West with world-class international and kampung-styled local cuisines. Batak singers will help you unwind as they croon hits from 8.30 pm until the wee hours of the night.
Promotion: 20% discount on the first weekend and last 3 days of Ramadhan
Corus Hotel Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Ampang,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2161 8888
Price:
Dondang Sayang
RM76++ per adult, RM49.00++ per child
‘Kampung styled’ cooking like Ketam Masak Kari, Pucuk Ubi Masak Lemak keledek, Ikan Assam Pedas, Ayam Percik, Ulaman Kampung, Sambal Belacan, Cencaluk and many more traditional delights to whet your appetite this Ramadhan. While you feast on the delicious food, you will be accompanied by Live ‘Lagu Melayu Asli’ during the breaking of fast. Traditionally, Kurma or Dates will be given away to all diners. As a special treat, Roast Lamb Carving will also be available to diners.
Promotion: *50% off from 1st – 4th September and 28th - 30th September
Dorsett Regency Hotel
Jalan Imbi,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603-2715 1000 ext. 18
Price:
Checker’s Café
RM69.00++ per adult, 50% off for children (4 -12 years) and senior citizen.
Signature Sup Rusa, Rendang Ayam, Sambal Udang Petai, Serunding Ayam, Bubur Lambuk, Sup Ekor, Balitong Masak Lemak Cili Api, Pari Asam Pedas, Patin Masak Tempoyak, Lemang, Ketupat and Aneka Kuih Raya.
In addition, well-known local performer Syed Muradzi Syed Shamsul Baharun or Dee will be on hand every single day to ensure your great food is accompanied by great entertainment as well!
Dynasty Hotel Kuala Lumpur
218, Jalan Ipoh,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 4043 7777
Price:
Aseana Coffee House
RM55.00 ++ per adult, RM27.50 ++ per child (4 - 12 years old)
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Hotel Dining, Continued
Eastin Hotel
13, Jalan 16/11,
Pusat Dagang Seksyen 16
Petaling Jaya, Selangor
Reservation:
603 - 7665 1111
Price:
Eyuzu Japanese
RM68.00++ per adult, RM48.00++ per child – Weekends only
Japanese Buka Puasa Buffet
Price:
Swez Brasserie
RM92.00++ per adult, RM60.00++ per child
Promotion:
*20% off Food & Beverage for HSBC, Hong Leong Bank, Maybank, AEON, Citibank and Diners Club card holders.
Equatorial Hotel Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Sultan Ismail
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 – 2161 7777
Price:
Nipah Coffeeshop
RM92.00++ per adult, RM46.00++ per child
Traditional Malay delicacies served throughout the month of Ramadhan. Luscious dishes such as kambing panggang, gulai daging kawah, satay, otak-otak, nasi briyani gum, lemang, serunding, malay kuih and the chocolate fountain with condiments amongst others will be available to tickle your taste buds.
Grand BlueWave Hotel Shah Alam
Persiaran Perbandaran,
Seksyen 14,
Shah Alam, Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603 5511 8811
Price:
Semarak Café
RM85.00++ per adult, RM50.00++ per child (6 -11 years), RM50.00++ per sr citizen
A colourful mix of traditional Ramadhan delights, hawker stall favourites, a mix of Malay, Chinese, Indian, Western, Arabic & Japanese cuisine.
Promotion: 20% discount for group bookings for 20 people and above
Complimentary dining for children aged 6-11 on weekend and public holidays during Ramadhan. Each child must be accompanied by one full paying adult for entitlement of promotion
Grand Seasons Hotel
No. 72. Jalan Pahang
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
Seasons Café
603 2697 8888 ext. 8801
Price:
RM60.00++ per person
Not to be missed dishes include the ever-popular Sup Gearbox, Daging Redang Minangkabau, Udang Bakar Berempah and Kambing Kuzi
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Hotel Dining, Continued
Hilton Kuala Lumpur
3 Jalan Stesen Sentral
Kuala Lumpur Sentral
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2264 2646
Price:
Sudu
RM98.00++ per person (Monday to Thursday) and RM108.00++ per person (Friday to Sunday).
Ramadhan buffet diner featuring tasty Malays favourites such as Ayam Masak Lemak Kuning, Gulai Daging, Sarak Udan and Stay Anika with traditional condiments. Live action stations are also available where Marinated Roast Lamb Shoulder, ABC and condiments will be prepared fresh on demand.
Hotel Armada
Lorong Utara C, Seksyen 52,
Petaling Jaya, Selangor
Reservation:
603- 7954 6888
Price:
Utara Coffee House
RM60.00++ per adult and RM35.00++ per child
Relish in 100 mouth-watering dishes that will surely tempt your palate. Chose the action stall from grilled counter, tempura and shushi counter and many more.
Promotion:
Buffet is at RM50.00++ on the first week of Ramadhan (1st - 7th September).
Price
(Set Meal):
Shokudo
RM60.00++ per person
Bento selection of Mixed Sashimi and Tempura with set meals as below:
1st Week = Unagi
2nd Week = Chicken Katsu
3rd Week = Grilled Saba
4th Week = Oyako Don
Hotel Nikko Kuala Lumpur
165, Jalan Ampang,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2782 6228
Price:
Café Serena Brasserie
RM95.00++ per person
Heaps of delicious delights, specially prepared by Chef Jasmin Mohd Zon.
Buka puasa’ with varieties of local and Western cuisine throughout the Ramadhan month….recommendations such as ‘Rendang Tok, ‘Ayam Dara Kalasan’, ‘Ketam Goreng Berempah’, and ‘Gulai Nangka Bertulang Rawan’ and many more. Check out eight action stalls, with choices of Grilled Seafood with Assam Sauce, Chicken Kebab, Mee Curry, Sotong Kangkung, Popiah Basah, Dim Sum and many more! Ghazal band performs nightly!
Le Meridien Kuala Lumpur
2 Jalan Stesen Sentral
Kuala Lumpur Sentral, Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603–2263 7434
Price:
Al Nafourah
RM98.00++ per adult, RM49.00++ per child below 12
Price:
Latest Recipe
RM98.00++ per adult, RM49.00++ per child below 12
Price:
Sultan’s Ballroom
RM88.00++ per adult, RM44.00++ per child below 12
Le Méridien Kuala Lumpur offers a choice of three different venues to ‘Buka Puasa’. The buffet tables at Latest Recipe, Al Nafourah and Sultan’s Ballroom are filled to the brim with traditional local delights and International fare.
Whole Roast Lamb . Rendang Tok Perak . Daging Salai Lemak Cili Padi . Seafood BBQ . Moroccan Braised Chicken . Ikan Panggang . Fried Tiger Prawns with Lemongrass . Quails with Arabic spices . Free flow date juice, teh tarik, sugar cane,
sirap bandung and soya bean.
Midah Hotel Kuala Lumpur
8, Jalan Kampung Attap,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603–2273 9999 ext. 601
Price:
Attapia Coffee House
RM38.00++ per person
With more than 50 delectable offerings to choose from, it will indeed be a wonderful and satisfying feast.
Promotion: Every five (5) paying diners, one (1) dines for FREE.
Palace Beach & Spa
Jalan Dulang, MINES Resort City,
Seri Kembangan, Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603-8943 6688 ext.1117/1122
Price:
Abdul & Charlie’s,
RM58.00++ per adult, RM29.00++ per child
Come savour the skills of Chef Samsol and his team at Abdul & Charlie’s with our lavish buffet spread, featuring all the Kampung delights in Malaysia.
Promotion: First week of Ramadhan pay only RM38nett per person.
Parkroyal Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Sultan Ismail
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603- 2147 0088
Price
(Set Meal):
Si Chuan Dou Hua Restaurant
RM65.00++ per person (minimum 5 persons)
7-course set dinner menu
Price:
Chatz Brasserie
RM75.00++ per adult and RM39.00++ per child (6 to 12 years)
Pyramid Tower Hotel
Persiaran Lagoon, Bandar Sunway,
Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603-7492 8000 ext. 63
Price: Atrium Café
RM75.00++ per adult, RM37.50++ per child
Our chefs are drawing inspiration from their mums’ cooking. Be it Ayam Percik, Ikan Pari Bakar, Nasi Bukhari or any of the other 200 delicious dishes featured this Ramadhan, the tasty, time-honoured specialities are precisely prepared and served from the heart. Featuring 7 ‘Live’ Action Stations
Promotion: 50% discount for all diners from 1 to 7 September
10% discount for groups of 10 persons or more from 8 to 30 September
Prince Hotel & Residence Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Conlay,
Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 -2170 8888
Price:
Eccuccino
RM79.00++ per person
Fancy Malay food? Let Chef Azman teach you a thing or two about sizzling Malay cuisines at his cooking class. Have fun at our demo cooking classes held every Friday night! Walk away with culinary knowledge and dazzle your friends with it.
Quality Hotel Shah Alam
Plaza Perangsang, Persiaran Perbandaran,
Shah Alam, Selangor
Reservation:
603-5510 3696
Price:Gardenia Coffee House
RM48.00++ per adult and RM25.00++ per child or senior citizen
Expect a sumptuous array of local break fast delicacies – offering diners the opportunity to savour a unique traditional spread includes a daily changed list of items that features a refreshing variety of local salads and ulam ulam Melayu, various types of sambal dishes and popular charcoal grilled dishes
For main course, diners will be treated to more than 100 dish items which will be on daily rotation to give added variety to the breaking-fast dining. A mouth-watering array of desserts and many more
Sheraton Subang Hotel and Towers
Jalan SS12/1,
Subang Jaya
Reservation:
603 - 5031 6060.
Price:
Terazza Brasserie
RM75.00++ per person
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Hotel Dining, Continued
Sunway Lagoon Resort Hotel
Persiaran Lagoon, Bandar Sunway,
46150 Petaling Jaya,
Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603 - 7492 8000
Price:
Sun & Surf Café
RM88.00++ per adult, RM44.00++ per child
Our chefs are drawing inspiration from their mums’ cooking. Be it Ayam Percik, Ikan Pari Bakar, Nasi Bukhari or any of the other 200 delicious dishes featured this Ramadhan, the tasty, time-honoured specialities are precisely prepared and served from the heart. Featuring 11 ‘Live’ Action Stations
Promotion: 50% discount for all diners from 1 to 7 September
10% discount for groups of 10 persons or more from 8 to 30 September
The Royale Bintang Damansara
6, Jalan PJU 7/3, Mutiara Damansara
47800 Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603 - 7843 1111
Price:
The Window Restaurant
RM55.00++ per person
Price:
The Courtyard Café
RM55.00++ per person
Enjoy a scrumptious buffer at the Window Restaurant and Courtyard Café.
The Royale Bintang Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Bukit Bintang,
55100 Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 2143 9898
Price:
RM55.00++ per person
The very best in classical Malay dishes coupled with a range of local favourites that are reflective of our country’s diversity and harmony.
The Legend Hotel
Putra Place, 100 Jalan Putra, Kuala Lumpur
Reservation:
603 - 4042 9888
Price: Di-Atas Brasserie
RM75.00++ per person
With over 100 fantastic specialties offered at the buffet line, diners are invited to view the various action cooking stations and be spoilt for choice with the marvelous selection of local and international favourites.
Tropicana Golf Resort
Jalan Kelab Tropicana
Tropicana Golf & Country Resort
Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan
Reservation:
603 – 7804 8888
Price: RM52.00++ per person
KOMEN KOMEN
1. Kunang Kunang Restaurant kata:
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Kunang Kunang Restaurant: Buffet Ramadhan 2008 Promo
Kunang-Kunang Restaurant once again launch its special buffet promotion throughout the month of Ramadhan 1429. Our menu is specially created for family members getting together during the break of fast and features a variety of appetisers more than 5 courses with a lot of dessert. The highlight of the promotion would be local starter & salad counter, soup & noodle, malay main course,chinese main course, indian main course, western & fusion food that made from a selected freshly quality ingredient accompanied by more than 10 specially created traditional kuih - muih.
Lot of dishes are prepared with more than 5 main courses
LOCAL STARTER & SALAD COUNTER
Kurma
Mix Salad with dressing
Tauhu Goreng
Ulam with sambal
Kerabu Mangga
Kerabu Kacang botol
Urap
SOUP & NOODLE STATION
Sup Tulang Rusuk
Soto
MALAY MAIN COURSE
Asam pedas jenahak/Pari/Terubok/Duri/Gulai Tempoyak
Daging Salai Negeri Sembilan
Ayam Percik
Petola Tumis Air
Goreng Berlada Keli/Talapia
CHINESE MAIN COURSE
Sweet Sour
Tauhu Udang Kering
Sengkuang Goreng
Fried Lala
INDIAN MAIN COURSE
Sotong Berempah
Kari Kambing
Kobis Goreng
WESTERN MAIN COURSE
Beef Lasagna
Grill Vegetables
Branzino Pomodoro (Seabass with Tomato)
Grill Station
Kambing Golek
Satay
Dessert Station
Cendol
ABC
Ice Cream Counter
Talam Seri Muka
Talam Keladi
Mix Fruits
Bubur Station
BEVERAGES
Cordial Orange
Tea
Coffe
Our buffet package from RM 47.00++/adult and RM 25.00++/child 6-12 years old, Kunang-Kunang Restaurant special buffet promotion starts from 7pm to 12.00 am daily. For reservation please contact:
Office: 03-4105 2015
Fax : 03-4107 7015
Fariz : 012-229 5830
Syed : 012-971 0832
info@kunangkunang.com.my
http://www.kunangkunang.com.my/buffetxramadhanx2008.html
2. Ramadhan Food 2008 « PASIM kata:
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:57 pm
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September 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
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4. missGFE kata:
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
GEMA RAMADHAN @ CARLTON HOLIDAY HOTEL & SUITES, SHAH ALAM
Jom buka puasa at Carlton Holiday!
This Ramadhan, Carlton Holiday Hotel & Suites, Shah Alam is offering a lavish buffet highlighting traditional Ramadhan delights. Our Chef Hafid’z signature dishes include Udang Salai, Kerabu Mangga, Daging Bakar Air Asam & Ikan Keli Masak Lemak Cili Api with traditional sauces such as Sambal Belacan, Cencalok, Tempoyak, Budu and etc. To conclude the meal, savour the sweetness of Sagu Gula Melaka, Slice Cake with Dipped Chocolate and many more varieties of desserts. In additon, we also have daily grilled lamb.
The Ramadhan buffet is available from 1st day of Ramadhan till the eve of Hari Raya and will be served at the hotel’s coffee house, Carlton Gourmet which is located on the lobby floor. Our function rooms are also available for ‘Buka Puasa’ and private events.
RM39.00++ (Adult)
50% discounts for senior citizen aged 55 years & above
50% discounts for childrent aged 6 - 11 yrs old
SPECIAL PACKAGE: For every 5 full paying adult, get the 6th for FREE
Facilities: Surau, Indoor Children Playland, Free Ample Carpark
For more information and RSVP, please call our Ramadhan Reservation Counter at 03 - 8073 8080 ext 6304 between 9am - 5pm.
Address:
CARLTON HOLIDAY HOTEL & SUITES,
No. 1, Persiaran Akuatik, Seksyen 13,
40100 Shah Alam, Selangor D.E. Malaysia.
Tel No.: +603 - 8073 8080
Fax No.: +603 - 8073 8088
Website: http://www.carltonholiday.com
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PERJUANGAN SULUNG..SEBUAH KISAH BARU..
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3D kelisa limited ILLUSTRATE DESIGN
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Aku da kembali lagi. kali ni aku da mula nk up sket hasil aku..tapi tak tau laa lu orang yg melihat dan korg juga laa yang menilai..untuk pengetahuan korang aku masih baru dalam dunia seni foto nih..so nk tau jgak laa otai2 cakap apa k..
Harapan aku semoga korang suka dengan hasil2 nih..dan aku akan usaha lagi untuk up lg hasil seni aku...komen korang amatlaah aku hargai..untuk muhasabah diri yg tidak pernah lari dari tidak membuat silap.
ZZASSSsssssTTttt!!...LAAYaaaaannnn!!!.....
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BAGAIMANA GURU MENILAI TAHAP KECERDIKKAN MURID
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Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut : “Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?”
Lalu Abu menjawab, “Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!”.
Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.
Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36
Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, “Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6″, Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, “Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?”. Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?
Abu: (berfikir) Kaki
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?
Abu: Saku
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf “K” akhir dengan “A”, ianya berbulu,
berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?
Abu: Kelapa
Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna “pink”, bila keluar lembik dan melekit?
Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, siAbu terus menjawab.
Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)
Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?
Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.
Abu: Bersalaman
Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?
Abu: Baik Cikgu
Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.
Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.
Abu: Khemah
Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.
Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.
Abu: Cincin perkahwinan
Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.
Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.
Abu: Hidung
Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.
Abu: Anak panah
Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?
Abu: Okay
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and end in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?
Abu: Firetruck
Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if you dont get it you have to use your hand.
Abu: Fork
Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It’s longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Abu: Surname
Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Abu: Heart
Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata “Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya, jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah”.
P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning. Heh Heh Heh
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| Thursday, 28-Feb-2008 04:48 |
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wHAT ABOUT "KUKU" ?
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ME WITH ALBINO THE MIGHTY
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DOSA KUKU PANJANG
Sekarang ni ramai yang pakai cincin...tapi ikut suka dia je..sunnah nabi jarang nak ikut ..
Dikatakan bahawa menyimpan sebatang jari kuku yang panjang, dosanya sama
seperti memelihara sekandang babi oppss khinzir lembut sikit , jika kesemua jejari kita menyimpan kuku yang panjang.... bayangkanlah dosa yang telah kita tanggung untuk kesemua babi-babi tersebut.... potonglah kuku anda.
The Truth
Jangan ada niat simpan kuku panjang , walaupun hanya 1 mm atau pun hanya jari kelingking. Bagi orang Islam adalah tidak sesuai berkuku panjang atas apa alasan sekalipun kerana ia tidak membayangkan kesucian dan ia juga bukan budaya kita apatah lagi menggunakan tangan untuk beristinjak.
Orang Melayu yang berkuku panjang biasanya mempunyai anak yang bodoh atau pun degil dan suka melepak sebab diberi makan bahan kotor yang
berada di kuku jari emaknya semasa menyediakan makanan seperti memerah santan kelapa, buat cokodok pisang, uli tepong, dll. Apa ilmu pun yang
di ajar pun tak akan boleh diterima masuk ke dalam kepala.
Percayalah.
Pasal tabiat berkuku panjang inilah yang membuatkan orang Melayu mundur
dan tidak berjaya. Syarikat Melayu yang bangkrap dan rugi teruk adalah kerana mempunyai pekerja dan pemilik yang berkuku panjang.
Untuk yang bujang beringatlah. Kalau hendak cari pasangan dan mahu anak yang pandai dan mendengar kata pilihlah wanita atau lelaki yang
sentiasa berkuku pendek. Insya-Allah.
Additional info
Kuku panjang mempunyai sejenis kuman seperti yang terdapat dalam najis manusia, iaitu E-Coli. Kuman tersebut tidak akan hilang walaupun kita
mencuci tangan dengan sabun. Oleh itu, sentiasalah berkuku pendek untuk kesihatan dan kebersihan diri sendiri
Nasihat Nabi Muhammad Saw. kepada Saidina Ali rhu. sesudah bernikah dengan Siti Fatimah iaitu anakanda kesayangan , Nabi Muhammad Saw. berpesan kepada Saidina Ali iaitu kalau memakai cincin pakailah di jari
1] jari manis
2] jari kelingking (anak jari)
dan jangan memakai pada jari
1] jari tengah
2] jari telunjuk
Nabi Muhammad saw. melarang kerana memakai cincin pada jari telunjuk dan jari tengah adalah meniru cara berhias kaum yang dilaknat oleh
Allah iaitu kaum yang derhaka di zaman Nabi Lut
a.s.
Perhatian : Cara memakai cincin adalah termasuk lelaki atau pun perempuan.
p/s: saudara dan saudari, sila nasihatkan kawan-kawan dan juga saudara-mara ataupun anak-anak tentang kaedah yang betul untuk berhias
di dalam syariat Islam, kalau tidak sia-sia saja kita mendapat laknat dari Allah Swt. Nabi saw. memakai cincin dan kalau kita memakai cincin dengan niat mengikut sunnah Nabi saw. senang je kita dapat pahala.
DAH ABIS BACA TU FORWARD LAH PD KEKAWAN YG MUNGKIN ADA YANG BELUM TAHU PUN DAPAT PAHALA GAK
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| Monday, 18-Feb-2008 06:30 |
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HELLOW...YA ALL OUT THERE..
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Hemnn..lama da aku x upload gambar baru...kerja menimbun na edit sana sini..sooting lagi..edit lagi..anyway..terimalaaaa
THE ONE AND ONLY(actually one of my toy collection) TRUENO AE86 BLACK TOP TOYOTA JEPANG. ...- nanti ada masa lagi aku soot lg gambar collection aku yg lain...
so..ape tunggu lg..moh ler kite g tgk n komen ape yg patut pada salah satu kereta koleksi aku nih..ada masa nnti aku wat autoshow spesel untuk semua koleksi kreta aku..bersama-sama kita nntikaaan....  
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| Wednesday, 28-Nov-2007 07:52 |
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ZODIAC SIGNS
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Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions.
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.
This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak.
Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lovely One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet, but usually crazy! Gotta watch ʽem! 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
OK here's the thing you canʼt send this to the person who sent this to you so good luck! The other hard part is that last one with this is the loser.
Ready ......... set............ GO!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luck
13-17 people = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 months of luck
28- 32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck
38 and more = a very lucky life!
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| Monday, 26-Nov-2007 08:34 |
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